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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

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taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
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peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

phleps:

theirye’re* 

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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