parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

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cliffhangers are so

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances


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people who  needlessly start drama


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the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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if i  like you and you like someone else then wtf? ? ? ? ?

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i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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When we pass by another person without telling them we love them it’s cruel and wrong and we all know this. - Dave Eggers, You Shall Know Our Velocity! (via perfect)
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