Teacher: Give me an example of something that is wrong with this world.
Me: People.
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dysfunctunal:

i think my blog is cool and thats all that matters 

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

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taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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