hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

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Romeo: u got kik?
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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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